1.) I'm glad you bring this up at this most auspicious time, for I have a serious disclosure to make regarding
what I believe to be a sacred communication from the Great Geometer:
2.) I have discovered an unlikely method for discerning a profoundly transcendental communication from sentient
forces from without:
3.) Noticing a peculiar glyph-like manifestation of my post-excreted turds, afloat in the
standard white ceramic basin designed for catching said excreta, I have utilized a digital camera over a period of months
to capture images in sequence and tabulated according to cosmological calendrics:
4.) Having then inputted all the photographic evidence into a supercomputer, cross-correlating & referencing
the basin "glyphs" with all known arcane and ancient languages, it was soon discovered that a communication
of other-worldy origins was clearly in evidence:
5.) The nature of this sacred communication cannot be disclosed at this time:
6.) However, a series of small booklets (at a reasonable price, to cover printing and shipping costs) will soon be
made available to the serious student.
See also: Brother Blue's :::The Glyphs of the Gods:::
And also: "The Stercoraceous Vision of Carl Jung"
And also: "The Mystery Glyphs of Betty Ann Luca"
And also: "The Hieroglyphics of Rendlesham"
And also: "The Great White Throne Room"
And also: "The COSMIC CUBE [CIRCUIT 7.2]
TO ESTABLISH ARK-DOMES"
And also: "The Book of Watchers --
And also: Emperor Norton I
Or maybe just plain: RAW