Inspired by, and dedicated to, Grumplestiltskin INTRAPHASER - Alliant Mysterious Word-Smyth-Wizard: Arthur Macey
This is a dead end experiment in
"parallel-universe-post-quantum-back-action" that never really got off the ground.
It all goes back to an ancient beginning to this most recent
of weekends, whereupon I borrowed my "unstuck-in-time"
friend's timeship, that is itself borrowed from "The Greater
Mystery". (Don't ask).
The timeship is about "52' feet in diameter and gun metal
grey on the outside with no door." According to my friend:
in "'barrier systems' it is surrounded by a drone computer
ship about 1 1/2 miles long." I haven't the slightest idea
what that means, so I just had to take it on faith that the
thing would navigate thru the various "Light-Mach jumps"
intact. My strange friend says that we live in a 23 Light
Mach system, but to access other dimensions all one has to
do is increase or decrease one's own resonant spin. Allegedly,
this ship does all that automatically, (or so I was told).
OKAYyyy....
Anyway, I ended up in 200 BC! Weird. Had to ask directions
of this really old, grey, long-haired, desert-magus-madman
type of character. Said his name was "Enoch". The computer
had this on him:
'Enoch', so-called 'seventh master of the world', mythic
equivalent of Phoenician Cadmus, Greek Hermes, Egyptian
Thoth, Quetzalcoatl of Mesoamerican myth..."
Enoch is thought to have penned the Kabbalah, Tarot and,
natch' the "Book of Enoch", wherein is described a supposed
account of his visit to the "Dark Palace"* (see below).
!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
So, great! I figured this would be a good guy to get me out
of there, especially when he was describing all these cold
fires, black flames and other weird stuff from his apocalyptic
visions that he just kept rambling on and on about; I sorta
inferred that he was talking about little light-emitting diodes
and electronic devices - things not in his usual frame of
reference, which he would have to approximate in his wacked-out
scholar's, desert-nomadic, socialized semantics way.
Sure, I could flow with that.
Anyway, my big time stupid error was in bringing him back
with me. The old dude is VERY senile, and he completely freaked
out over the entire indoor plumbing system. You would not
believe it; especially the bathroom! When he found out that we
urinate and defecate in water wells, he lost it.
He thinks he's in Hell.
It's understandable. Here's a guy who has spent his entire life
in the desert -- you just don't piss in the water supply, ok?
They tend to cut your head off for stuff like that.
Anyway, his senility was too much for me, so I left him in the
timeship which I returned to my odd friend so he can deal with
him. That was yesterday. I won't even tell you about the alchemist.
(At least I got a lotta sun and exercise)
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