The Clobstovfian Language


Brass Seal from the first English-Clobstovfian Translation Book (ca. 1964)


Introduction (in the Latinate Alphabet) of the Chedak (dictionary) and the classical Clobstovfian epic Metgevkah, the grammatic paradigm of the new language. Clobstovfian schoolchildren are required to memorize and recite the epic to celebrate their 13th birthdays, and spend many months inscribing and illuminating the story to learn the Clobstovfian alphabet.


Traditional Christmas Carol Silent Night, translated into Clobstovfian, written in the Clobstovfian Alphabet.


To see the official Map of Clobstovfia