Only from the mind of a Wozny...dreaded Web Links

Just to prove that I actively maintain this website (as my limited time permits), I now present to you some extremely well-researched and very current links guaranteed to provide you with hours of fun browsing. Now who could resist an offer like that? (actually updated 10/28/96)?

• Apocryphal Lands...like the nations of 'Llome and Clobstovfia (of which the Sultan of Consultin' is the Consulate-General and Diplomate Superieur and Ambassador-at-large with emphasis on large) many people have established their own mythical countries, such as Laputa and the Kingdom of Talossa. There is even a long-lasting alliance between Laputa and 'Llome which commenced in June, 1996 but was nearly lost, the victim of an unfortunate Laputian hard-disk server head-crash!
• Ever wonder how to curse in Urdu? How to cruise in Galician? How to insult the honor of a Welshman's sister? Well, it's all here (and more) in the Alternative Dictionary. A hundred or so languages with enough blue words to make you sound like a sailor in Sri Lanka or wherever you might find yourself
• The Kooks Museum...no, they haven't opened up an exhibit on me yet, and I'm not offended; I'm just not a world-class kook, not just yet; take a peek and you'll see what it takes to be a real Kook!
• All things weird...religions, philosophies, the paranormal. There are enough ways to save the world here to ensure we'll forever have wars. This site has a link to every left-hand thought going down the right-hand lane on the 'net.
• Cameras and even machines!...not just boring weather cameras, but stuff like Coke machines and refrigerators
• The most disgusting thing you will probably ever see on the Web (if you are over 40 and not presently engaged in a motorcycle gang)...<GONE FOREVER!> Browse carefully and you will find, yes, that people pierce them things, too
• Catalogs of miscellany...obviously, the framers of these particular pages did not have the best of memories or wanted to be sure they could claim some kind of Guinness Record. First is a guy who just can't remember some things, and what better to use the web for. Second and Third (hmmm, perhaps just mildly adult-oriented), have to be browsed to be believed. Fourth, a page devoted to a man of few words, who, if he was alive now, would be making millions in the movies just based upon the manner in which he (ummm) exhales

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And, for your continued amusement, the old links, which still seem to be there. I could not throw them out just for the sake of revisionism!

• Sprott's Fractal Software...attempting to relate Physics to Fractals with at least some success (I don't know who Poincare is but I intend to find out)
• Eyes on the world...People with all too much money/time/whatever on their hands have taken the trouble to aim cameras at things so you can see what they see over the internet. Here's a collection of many of them.
• Emergency! Emergency! Please to Running From the Streets!...that quiet gentleman across the street, the person that lent you the dollar to ride the bus...they could be Zetans. Nancy will set you straight.  Glad to have found this link so that I don't inadvertently cause aliens to abduct me.  Now you can see how to prevent this common tragedy, too.
• Die Vorfahren Surname and Town/Kries Database...Are you Pomeranian?  Look here to find out if anybody researched your surname!  (No, I'm not a Pomeranian because I'm not on the list).
• FEDERATION OF EAST EUROPEAN FAMILY HISTORY SOCIETIES ...if sausage, cabbage, potatoes, and noodles are what you consider a balanced diet, you must be able to find your family roots somewhere on this web page!
• German genealogy: Donauschwaben...another German province.  Darn them, they ran out the Poles (and vice versa) so many times, a body doesn't know where to look.
• German Genealogy Home Page...goes all the way back to the first blue-eyed blonde, I'm sure.
• The Worst of the Web (an honor I hope to once enjoy!)
• 20th Century Composer's Gallery...were you ever wondering what Frank Martin looked like?  How about Karel Husa?  A collection of famous 20th Century Classical Composer pics (and I don't mean Michael Jackson!)
• Rock & Roll Hall of Fame + Museum...With great hoopla, they boys from NY opened up this outpost here in Cleveland.  I know somebody that works there!
• CITYSCAPES...pictures of the World's Major Cities (like Cleveland!)...nice place to find digital postcards if you don't own a scanner.  So far, Parma hasn't made the list either.
• Cleveland State University's Cleveland Index...things to study while you're here.
• Prof. Dr.-Ing. G. Wozny of Berlin...A contributor to the IFOPNW
• Bernard Wozny's home page <GONE>...Co-founder of IFOPNW
• Out of Body Experience...I had one of these once
• Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) on Neural Networks...read this and you'll be able to predict the future (so long as the past supports the desired conclusion)
• Club Mid Home Page...more MIDI stuff
• Harmony Central: MIDI Tools and Resources...yet more MIDI stuff
• THE JUST INTONATION "STORE"...Harry Partch would approve!
• Music Resources on the Internet...in case you were wondering where to look
• Classical MIDI Archives...those who seek to find their favorite Classical Compositions need only web over here to Hong Kong.  But no Schoenberg (yet).
• Raytracing Rules!...create beautiful pictures of unreal things in 3D
• Jim Berlin's Homepage...one Primo Raytracer in this area!
• Windham Hill Records...free samples if you have hours of free connect time to download New Age artists
• Genealogiczne bazy danych na WWW (Mowie Popolsku?  if not, I haven't a clue!)

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