Welcome to the "other" Happiest Place on Earth, DIAMONDVILLE. We feature over 3 dozen rides and attractions, fine dining, beautiful parks and walkways and Neil shrines. Don't miss our shopping center, Fear of the Marketplace, which features many one-of-a-kind shops. You don't have to be a Diamondhead to love Diamondville! Bring your spouse, your kids, your friends and have the most memorable experience of a lifetime- that is: short of getting that front row ticket and a kiss from the man himself!
Diamondville is comprised of 5 roadways- Neil's "walks of life". Each roadway and associated land tract contains some of the finest rides and attractions in the country! These are: Beautiful Noise Plaza, Brooklyn Roads, Crooked Street, Glory Road and Memphis Streets."CD, MP3 and Video Pirates of the Caribbean". Watch as Neil's "protectors" at Sony and the RIAA attack and seize illegal cargo from those dastardly CD, MP3 and video pirates! Fourth Amendment? Search Warrant? What's that? No more "Yo ho, Yo ho! A pirate's life for me!" Yep, cheer as BIG record companies retain their exclusive right to release the same old stuff, over and over, ad nauseum.
We feature world-class facilities for your comfort and enjoyment. We have the only restrooms with Neil-motif wallpaper in the world. We also have a plethora of Neil shrines so Neil worshippers can always find a spot to "say a little prayer". Our bulletin board at the Beautiful Noise Plaza provides space for all of Neil's fans to post pictures of their kids, grandkids, dogs who just had puppies, Christmas lights, or post right-wing or left-wing political rants, yammering about sports, pleas for emotional support, theological discussions, and anything and everything under the sun. Neil fans are encouraged to indulge their every whim here, so don't ever feel left out or shut out by the evil "Post Police".
Just outside our park, you will find Fear of the Marketplace, our Neil-themed mall that's open to the public. You don't need an admission ticket to experience a bit of Diamondville! Fear of the Marketplace is the only place where you'll find shops like "The Realm of the Frog King" and "The Feel of Neil". Fear of the Marketplace is the perfect place for Neil's grown-up fans to entertain themselves after-hours. We have a casino and three dance clubs that will keep you delighted and amused all day and all night long.
Also located nearby is the official Diamondville hotel, Holiday Inn Blues.
Free transportation between Fear of the Marketplace, Holiday Inn Blues and Diamondville is provided via our "Diamondville Bus Call Trams".
For a closer look at Diamondville, click on any of our 6 map sections below:
See our map in full-screen (1024 x 768 resolution recommended)
Diamondville full-screen map
Don't miss out on Diamondville's two after-dark shows:
- The "Dancin In the Streets" Parade - Find yourself a spot alongside of the parade route from the Beautiful Noise Plaza to Crooked Street.
- "Broad Old Woman" fireworks display - where the good times ainít over til the Fat Lady sings!
at "Holiday Inn Blues"
Diamondville Theme Park Merchandise
Disclaimer: DIAMONDVILLE- THE WORLD'S ONLY NEIL DIAMOND THEME PARK is not affiliated with Neil Diamond, or any official organization representing Neil Diamond. We are not Diamondville: Neil Diamond's band/ touring entourage. We are not the city of Diamondville, Wyoming. And we are not Disneyland.
Tickets to DIAMONDVILLE- THE WORLD'S ONLY NEIL DIAMOND THEME PARK are for sale, but bear in mind that the buyer will receive only the physical ticket (i.e. piece of paper with a printed image). Actual admittance to Diamondville and the ability to physically experience the rides and attractions as described is impossible, as Diamondville exists only on the virtual and/or imaginary plane.
DIAMONDVILLE- The World's Only Neil Diamond Theme Park is joint effort brought to you by the fertile imaginations of:
Midnight TrishaCopyright 2003, T. Gerrald and K. F. Louie. May not be reproduced without the written permission of the authors.
Our founders had said, "Diamondville will never be completed. It will continue to grow as long as there is imagination and Neil Diamond fanaticism in the world".
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